The Office tidbit ...

As you already may know, I am an absolute The Office freak. I'm watching an episode right now and I laughed out loud *AGAIN* even though I've seen this episode literally a billion times. Here's the script so I can laugh again:

(Scene: Time for performance reviews. Michael, the boss, is reviewing Dwight's numbers.)

Michael: "Alrighty Dwight, let's see how you did."

Dwight: "Bring it on."

Michael: "Wow ... Dwight, your feedback is horrible."

(Little bit of idle conversation)

Dwight: "Wait a minute ... is this a joke? I'm getting this queasy feeling that sometimes this company jokes."

Michael: "Do I look like I'm joking?"

Dwight: "No, but that's sometimes part of it."

Michael: "If I were joking, you'd be laughing. Do you look like you are laughing?"

Dwight: "Impossible to say. I can't see myself."

Michael: "You're not."

I don't know why I find this conversation side-splitting funny, but I do. If I'm ever in a bad mood, I just need to put this show on. It's downright hilarious. I own the DVDs, and I also DVR the reruns. Yes, quite pathetic, but like I said before ... I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!

(So if you ever need an idea on what to get me for my birthday ... or Christmas ... or out of the kindness of your heart ... any of The Office memorabilia will do. :-)